i don’t know what these are but i love them
FLUFFY COWS!!!!!!!!!!!
(Source: weeaboo-chan, via tian-bao)
for some reason i ended up on urbandictionary and i found the most accurate description of switzerland ever
(via bearing-the-vastness)
Lana Del Rey as a showgirl in a school production circa 2002
(Source: lanadelreynow, via lanadelmermaid)
once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house
i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police
(via raisedyourassbuttfromperdition)
Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
(via raisedyourassbuttfromperdition)
I could be locked in a room with no tv, phone, or internet access and id probably still not do my homework
(via bearing-the-vastness)
Magnificent Hummingbird
(photo by Sam Bobbing)
(via lajoiedespetiteschoses)
Angelica! I have your wedding theme picked out!!!!
(Source: juztgurlythingz)
